You can travel for upto 2 hours with your Penis ice luge.  Our future models will travel longer, but the wanker (shlong dong) on our first ice luge doesn’t carry the volume of ice that a DD titty can.  We have found the best traveling tool is the cooler bag.  You know the heavily insulated bages that zip up and have handles.  Depending on the size of the bag you can carry 1, 2, or even 3.  A normal cooler will work just fine too. 

Create a bed of ice on the bottom.  Gently place your ice luge in the bag.  And cover with ice.  Do not remove your mold until you reach your destination.  The ice luge mold keeps it cool and holds the ice together.

If you ice luge melts too much…..Let it completely melt and reuse the mold (if it didn’t break).  The thawing and refreazing can create fractures and make the ice luge unstabble.

2. The dealer then starts ‘up the river’ by turning over the first card.

a) Each player with the same card in front of him/her (suit doesn’t matter), must take one drink.

b) If the person has more than one of the same card, it is a drink for each card.

3. The dealer then turns over the next card. Same thing, except this time it is two drinks. The next deal is three drinks, and the the last is Shot from Lugez.

4. After the fourth card, the dealer returns ‘down the river’ by dealing the next card on top of the fourth card dealt.

a) Players with matching cards now ‘give’ a shot from the Lugez away.
b) If the player has more than one of the same card; the player ‘gives’ drinks for each card.

5. The dealer continues back ‘down the river’ by dealing the next card on top of the third card dealt. This time players give three cards for each matching card. The next deal is a give of two drinks, and the last deal is a give of one drink.

6. After all the cards are dealt, simply shuffle and deal again. Lastly, the dealer starts turning over cards, while counting from 1 (ace) to 13 (king), if the count and the card turned over are equal in value then all players drink that many drinks.

7. Play continues until everyone is sick of the game.

So give Lugez a try at your next Wild College Party.  If you don’t have fun we will refund your money.

And share your fun with us.  Our company and our customers want to know how much fun you have.  And we’d love to see some pictures and videos.  Remeber we give free stuff if you have something good to tell us or show us.

Of course our adult party games, focus on drinking alcohol.  And I am not afraid to say that most parties are more fun while drinking.  And most drinking is more fun with a novelty item like an Ice Luge.  Imagine playing a card game with a big ice luge for your center piece.  And then the loser of the hand has to take a shot out of the Luge.  And if you want to make the stakes very high….then the loser of the hand can take a shot of pickle juice from the ice luge.

So know that Lugez is designed for your Adult Party Games.    Please let us know your favorite party games so that we can post them for everyone.  You will be proud to know you are respsable for someones Good Time.

All players sit around a table, or similarly hard surface, and, in turn, try to bounce the quarter off the table into the juice glass. If successful, the player tells any other player to have a drink, as well as receiving another turn. If the player fails, play passes to the next in the circle.

If the player is fortunate enough to make three bounces in a row, this player may make a rule. Anything goes. Some favorites are:

“Can’t say drink, drank, or drunk.”
“Can’t point with your fingers.”
“No proper names.”
“Have a drink before each attempted bounce.”
etc. (be creative)

If any rule is broken during the course of play, the violator subsequently “consumes some beverage.”

Early days variations:

The glass that you bounce into also contains the beer to drink. The trick is to then drink the beer without swallowing the quarter.

If the player bounces and hits the rim of the glass, without the quarter going in, s/he receives another free attempt.

If the player misses, and feels confident enough, s/he may “chance” for another attempt. If the player makes the chance attempt, things proceed as if it were a normal turn. However, if the chance attempt fails, that player must drink the beer.

Following a failed “chance” attempt, the player may wish to attempt a “kill.” if the attempt is successful, play continues as normal, but if the attempt fails, the player must drink a full glass/can/bottle of beer non-stop.

Early days variations:

The glass that you bounce into also contains the shot to drink. 
If the player bounces and hits the rim of the glass, without the quarter going in, he or she receives another free attempt.

If the player misses, and feels confident enough, he or she may “chance” for another attempt. If the player makes the chance attempt, things proceed as if it were a normal turn. However, if the chance attempt fails, that player must take a strong shot from the Luge.

Following a failed “chance” attempt, the player may wish to attempt a “kill.” if the attempt is successful, play continues as normal, but if the attempt fails, the player must perform a wonderful dance with the Luge.  (Clothing Optional)

One bottle of spirit, which ever desired. Get one person, perferably a lady and get her to pour the contents into the luge. Wait at the botton as contents of bottle make way down the luge.

RESULT: Hammered.

Peter

We highly recommend buying at least one light if you will be using your Lugez in the night time.  The LED light makes a HUGE impact on your Ice Luge presentation.  There is an area within the ice for the “puck” lights to slide right in.  The LED lights make it possible to see the lovely liquid flow through the ice.  Color combos are possible with the lights.  For example blue and red make a dramatic impact together.

 Every Lugez comes with an instruction sheet on how to best “handle” you’re Ice.  It is very simple and we want to make sure you have a great time and tell all your friends where you found it.  Right here with us.

Shipping is done Priority Mailing with the USPS.  Most orders are received 4 days after placing the order.  Priority Mail is included in the price of $8.95 for our shipping and handling.  Also, we can arrange quicker shipping if necessary, however expect an enormous price increase for expedited shipping. Call us to discuss your shipping options and cost.

Thank you for inquiring about our Patented Ice Luge.  We hope you find it as fun as we do!  And please browse our website for pictures, blogs, party ideas, etc.  If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to e-mail, call, write, live-chat, scream, or whatever.  We are here for you.

And stay tuned for the “DD Booby” Ice Luge mold coming soon.